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Obama Administration to Sell Air Force One, Use Low-Cost Airlines
(12 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
Loading ...08th December 2008
Reflecting the gravity of the global economic crisis, the incoming Obama Administration announced its intentions 
to sell its tricked-out Air Force One 747s and instead use commercial airlines.
“Change must come from the top,” said President-Elect Obama. “We’re so broke from bailing out the banks and car makers that we can’t afford to keep this plane.”
Asked how he’ll fly around the country for official duties, an administration spokesperson replied “We plan to use low cost airlines. The President-Elect thinks Southwest has hot flight attendants, but if there’s a game on, he’ll fly JetBlue so he can see it on ESPN.”
Asked about what would happen to the current Air Force One 747s, the spokesperson replied “It’s been sold to Emirates. We quietly put the word out about the sale last week. Emirates heard the plane has a shower on it, and they called us with a cash offer right away.”
[Original photo by jetblueflickr via Flickr]